So basically Jon asked me out one night and I felt super awkward, but I told him yes.
It lasted 3 days. I couldn't handle the awkwardness of it and it just felt so wrong because I always thought of him as a little dumb not related brother.
Anyway, Zeph got a kick out of it all. Then his girl left him and Jon made fun of him for it. One day when Jon was out and about, Zeph saw an odd book on Jon's bed. They share a room so no privacy was breached. Zeph contacted me saying the book was about demonology and had some spells in it. He moved out after that. So, Zeph is still friends with me. Jon doesn't speak to me, and Drae doesn't chill with me even thought I wish he would.
The last few weeks of classes went by and all blurred together. What really went wrong was all centered around that book. Jon apparently admitted to Drae that he'd been using that book to "invite things" and tried to make something bad happen to Zephry because of the prank war. Zeph then tells me and Maggie. Maggie, who is fed up with Jon heads over to talk to him. He wasn't there, but the door was open so she went it to see if maybe Drae was home. On the counter she found another small book containing demonic and witchcraft things. She said she left immediately and knew it was not smart to go in there. Most of our friends have a fairly open door policy. She gets a hold of drae who admits to not staying in the apartment anymore due to Jon becoming extremely messy. Drae then speaks to me and says that Jon is still doing those things even thought the prank war ended when the Laspenis moved out. The RA of the apartments ends up contacting Drae. The RA had heard nothing from him in a while and said no one was home the past few times he stopped by to discuss some complaints. Drae decided to go meet with him and meet back up with me and Zeph later for dinner.
When he meets up with us, he tells us all about it.
"Its some real creepy shit man." He went on to explain that Jon hadn't been home, but people had seen him wondering the building and the smell from the apartment was rancid. Through a series of contacts we figured out Jon's location. Maggie drove us to him. He said that things got out of hand and that he got the place "infested" and that is why he can't go back. We told him that people had seen him wondering the building. "That wasn't me!" He kinda freaked out for a minute. Drae spoke to the RA who checked the keycard records. Jon had scanned in several times in the evenings. He was just "so depressed" that he didnt want to be found and made up some dumb story to freak everyone out. He called it his "last move" in the prank war. He said that the ball wasin our court. Naturally we officially declared the war over.
I do have to saw it was an ultimate move. The stench he made from leaving meat out on the counter. That he worked with Drae on, but Drae didn't actually know where Jon had went. Y'all, be careful with the moves you make in prank wars.
Love, A Schizophrenic
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