The Jeff Files

I work for the grounds department at my school. I have for about 4 years now....i'm slowly working my way through my undergrad degree. Anyway, all the guys there are pretty cool. I don't really have an major issues with anyone and we all seem to have a good time considering the work we do. There is 1 guy there that no one can stand for long. Good Ole Jeff. Let me tell you about some of the things he has done. Some, from my point of view, are pretty hilarious. The 1st thing that comes to mind is the sling shot gator incident. Jeff had to tow a gator to the shop. He used jumper cables to attatch it because it was all he had. He tells Murdoc to steer the gator. As they pull into the shop, Jeff floors it and turns. He had to have known the gator would do what it did. Murdoc, on the gator, screams "No breaks! No breaks!" He flies and hits my mule, bounces off, and hits the Kubota. It ended up putting a hole in the Mule. It was super funny, but super dangerous. If Murdoc would have missed the mule and hit thr kubota 1st it would have broke his legs. 

Also, there was the hat removal by excavator day. Summer before last we had to lay new drainage pipes in our schools softball field. It was miserable. Jeff would only operate the excavator all day and never switch out with anyone. Michael called him on it. Jeff rolled his eyes and we kept working. While Michael was working Jeff kept trying to knock his hat off with the excavator shovel. He got it a few times, but he also hit him a couple times. Not smart. He also had a habit of busting the water lines under the field.  

That being said let me tell you about today. Today was like many days in the past. Jeff didn't do crap while everyone worked. He can get by with it because he is the assistant manager. All he did ws ride around in the Kubota and bark commands. He used a riding mower once, but only because you can ride it....He kept saying "last thing qnd then we'll go home early." We did leave early, but not at lunch like he said. Anyway, Jeff is a butt. Be a good leader. Don't be lazy.

Love, A Schizophrenic.